(2) The signature looks for wannabe chavs. The real chavs, who are unnaware of their chav status, will totally warn off burberry, as 'Burberry's for chavs innit?? not me!! im propa minted!!' the wannabe chavs all have FAKE Burberry visors/caps/scarves/dog coats/shoes etc etc even though they probably know that if they ever try to wear it in public they'll b beaten up.
Friend: Oh god no, it doesnt have the print on does it?? theyll all think youre a filthy chavster!!
Girl: No, babes, dnt worry, its plain black, rather cheap, only 80!! I got daddy to remove the label, and ive convinced him to start sponsering them..i mean its all sooo burberry prosum isnt it darls??
(2) Oi!! Check out this fucking mint cap i jst got off th market for a fiver!! well butters innit??? burrrberrri nd everyfink! sayz so on tha labewl!!! Fucking coool innit?
They tend to found in the hands of the world's miscreants: see the entries under
pikies, townies] and neds].
What makes Burberry far out is that they are also found on the backs or at least in the closets of the world's beautiful to MOST BEAUTIFUL women who know precisely how to wear their Burberry Treasure...
The belt is also in use: buckled tightly to show the world her queenly 39.5x22x36 in. measurements with... Oh, Yes; Lynda Carter, when she was still making Wonder Woman, should have had one of these for when she had to appear as WW's Alter Ego Diana Prince instead of that tepid looking knockoff she actually did wear...
Unfornately it is commonly assoitated with chavs kevs slappers sharons and the general British lower class, becuase the chavs have adopted its signature tartan as their uniform.
(2) Burberry is really cool innit. Gor i'm right classy if i wear Burberry. Everyone will fink i am rich
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"
But i can't afford to wear Burberry
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"