me: "i've got a pair of aces, what do you have?"
you: "i've got bupkiss (nothing, or a 5 of clubs and a deuce of diamonds, etc.)"

dude I was about to hang the noose before I got this outstand bupkiss, serious amazing work .

1. "That cat is sitting on it's Bupkiss."

Theres something stuck up my bupkiss!