bumvelope 

If a parcel has been delivered to you via clenched bumcheeks, it is said to have been delivered in a 'bumvelope'.

My sandwidge arrived in a bumvelope.

bumvelope by David Hogan July 20, 2008

bumvelop 

The concept of bumveloping, i.e., 'to bumvelop', originated from a discussion of the pentration vs envelopment argument. Bumvelopment is defined as an act of envelopment specifically utilising the anus as a means. Key to the understanding of bumvelopment is that it is in fact an act of dominance in the same sense that penetration has traditionally been seen as dominant.

"I bumveloped the man, like the bitch that he was."

bumvelop by David Hogan September 18, 2008

bungalope 

A word to describe the most annoying and worthless person you know. This person is very loud, ignorant, and unpeasant to be around at anytime.

Did you see what that bungalope nick did today??!! I can not believe he was not killed at birth.

bungalope by Nick Haters November 8, 2006

Bantelope 

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

Bantelope by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

bantelope 

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

bantelope by known?no September 1, 2011

Bumvelope 

An envelope full of roaches and bud scraps that is given to a bum

Where should I put this out?

Oh no, put it in the Bumvelope!

Bumvelope by Bleezy503 May 18, 2011

Bungalope 

A fictional entity, created to take the blame of someone else's problems.

I didn't make the mess, the Bungalope did it.

Bungalope by MarkMaker December 11, 2018