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Bum-brushed 

The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.

All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.

This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened

Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.

Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.

Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.

Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.

Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Bum-brushed by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
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Bumbushead 

1. an affectionate name for a loved one

2. an affectionate name for a loved one who gives you sweet sex, lovin', and sweet head
Oh, come over here Bumbushead.
Bumbushead by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Bummused 

Puzzle, confuse, or bewilderment at being suddenly bummed.
Rob was bummused when he awoke to Chris’ cock in his arse.
Bummused by bromptonboysclub December 16, 2018

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
The act of having not responded to or not having continued a conversation.

Specifically by text or over social media.
(Northeast)
“I snapchated jimmy that I loved him last night, but he brushed me”
Brushed by Dtrooch May 31, 2018
When one is bummed and confused about friends, family, or life in general.
GUY: Dude I'm so bumfused

GUY 2: why???

GUY: because Kevin hasn't been able to chill or anything since he started going out with Oliva.

GUY 2: dang that sucks man you guys used to chill together all the time.
bumfused by laffordie91 April 26, 2009

Burrussed 

To be forced to resign from your current position due to the fact that you were unable to meet the objectives for which you were hired.
"Wow. We came back from lunch and John had been burrussed!"

"Oh shit. Who gets his office then?"
Burrussed by Schwacky January 6, 2008