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Bumputer 

Mom: RYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR BUMPUTER???
Ryan: Definitely NOT watching gaysian porn anyway...
Bumputer by Davy BIG Schlong June 12, 2021
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A poker player who only seeks out weak competition to make money off of. Afraid to go against players of equal or better skill.
Frederick is such a bumhunter. He only sits mid-stakes heads-up tables waiting for fish. Or is he waiting for hot dudes? No one knows.
bumhunter by bumhunter69 June 26, 2012

Bum-punt 

Game played by various friends in which you kick other friends in the ass whilst yelling "bum-punt", no kick backs rules may also be applied immediately after the first bum-punt occurs and there are no scoring rules.

Same basic idea for crotch-punt and also cunt-punt!
Friend 1: *kicks friend 2 in ass*

Friend 1: "Bum-punt, no kick backs"

Friend 2: "you git"
Bum-punt by PsuedoStarbuck February 14, 2009
An individual who is really a pussy but acts like an asshole.
They tend to act cocky and talk a lot of shit but put their tail between their legs and run when cornered
Shut your mouth bumcunt before i smack you down like the pussy you are.

My boss is the biggest bumcunt i have ever known

You are nothing but a bumcunting douche bag
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026