The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.

I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee

Bucumber by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019

Related Words

bumcummer • Bumcumber • bumhummer • Bum Gummer • Bucumber • bumbummed • Bummhummer • bumrammer • bumtumbers • cumcummer

Bumcumber

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

cumcummer

a cucumber filled with cum

the cumcummer is going in

cumcummer by Cumcummer June 15, 2017

bumrammer

Technically a homosexual who indulges in giving anal sex (also a heterosexual male or even female who enjoys giving anal sex). However common use of the word refers to someone, usually a friend or aqaintance, you wish to ridicule.

Billy-Bob: "Hey there goes Phinneas in his new lambo. Sweet ride huh?"

Jesus del Castro Aniston-King: "Yeh it'd be dope if he wasn't such a bumrammer."

bumrammer by Simeon P Hogsnout August 30, 2006

Bummhummer

A horrific blow job

I thought there was no bad blow job but Lola sucked my dick and it was a real 'Bummhummer'.
(same as a Hummbummer).

Bummhummer by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

bumtumbers

You say it when you go shy. You know what i mean munters! Dont play dumb! YOUUUUU know what im talking about! You go shy, and you say "bumtumbers"!!. It's a natural reaction!! BYE, zorro is on.

1) I'm shy now: bumtumbers!

bumtumbers by nicksy bubba June 4, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026