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bumrumbler 

A man with a predeliction for giving penetrative anal sex. Used more commonly in reference to homosexual tops.
Watch out for that bloke, unless you want your kidneys lifted - he's a bumrumbler!
bumrumbler by indefensible January 18, 2005

Bumcrums 

The left over particles of your most recent shit!.
Jim: Ew.. You've got bumcrums
Barry: Get the hoover, QUICK!
Bumcrums by Jerrposition February 11, 2015

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

Bumcrumpling

Can be used in any way, almost like Lobstromonus. Usually to emphasise and exaggerate something.

It can be negative, positive or anything else.
E.g.

"Oh, wasn't that a bumcrumpling defeat just the other day?"

"You are a bumcrumplingly beautiful man."

"We had a bumcrumple of a time."

"Well, we went back to his place and had a bumcrumplingly bumcrumpling bumcrumpling session, if you get what I'm saying. We really bumcrumpled a good deal."

"You are such a bumcrumpler!"
Bumcrumpling by XxMelonHeadxX January 2, 2013

Bum crumb ass nigga 

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
Bum crumb ass nigga by senor_jerome November 18, 2019
The little pieces of poo stuck to the hairs on your bum after not wiping correctly
Boy doing girl in doggy ...
Damn you have major bum crumbs, go wash your bum!
Bum Crumb by Biff! August 2, 2010