hi, i'm nick jonas and i am a bumber.
by imacreeper. February 12, 2010

Another "word" for a bumper, as on a vehicle, except spelled in such a way that the moron using it obviously has no common sense to know that a bumper is named for a reason...It is what you BUMP things with if you're not careful
by MoronsPissMeOff July 12, 2017

those bumbers are absolutely gigantic!
by queenbeexx3 January 15, 2009

by nooger December 18, 2004

Occasional misspelling of the word "bumbling"; often used online by ill-informed individuals who have severe language issues and spread idiocy on craigslist. Despite the fact that there are those who may tell you otherwise, it needs to remain clear that 'bumbering' is not a "British" word, but rather just a made-up one.
by Puffaloover January 11, 2008

When you beat, outplay, or outwit someone in a sport (soccer, football) or a video game (among us, Minecraft)
Example: Holy shit technoblade just bumbered dream
Example: did you see the game last night? The 49ers bumbered the patriots
Example: did you see the game last night? The 49ers bumbered the patriots
by iceC0N3_YT October 28, 2020

Skype messaging:
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!
by El Rio. December 17, 2011
