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1. Bumbaquark
An English adaptation of the Jamaican slang word "bumbaclaat", which is used to describe a rag or piece of cloth one may use to wipe ones soiled bumhole in times of wretched filth.

Bumbaquark means the same thing.
"Pass dat Andrex sof & quilted bumbaquark bredrin, me carn hold dis poo poo in me batty na longer."
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