Bum sweats 

A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge

What a fucking bum sweat
They’re fucking bum sweats

Bum sweats by ForKieranForBants October 29, 2020

Bum sweats 

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

Bum sweats by Ben Johns April 17, 2010

sweaty bum sex 

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!

Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss

sweaty bum sex by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

sweaty bum fun 

having anal sex whilst exhausted usually dripping with sweat

damon and danny enjoyed sweaty bum fun last night

sweaty bum fun by angry dragon man August 14, 2006

Sweaty bum gremlin 

Someone the is very anoying and is always around you ....sort of like a bad smell..

george go away you sweaty bum gremlin

Sweaty bum gremlin by irwin April 11, 2005

Sweaty bum sex 

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!

Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

Sweaty bum sex by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

Sweaty Bum Banger 

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

Sweaty Bum Banger by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021