BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)

Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/

BULLSHIT METER by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017

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Bullshit Meter

It tells how much bullshit is in a certain place. gamefreak202020 normally uses it, and got banned from IGN for 3 days for using it. ALL HAIL THE GAMEFREAK EMPIRE!!111!!

The Bullshit Meter is now at 10

Bullshit Meter by gamefreak202020 March 23, 2005

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Bullshitometer

One’s way to gauge who is a bullshitter and how much they’re bullshitting.

My bullshitometer has gone off the scale. This guy is a total bullshitter.

Bullshitometer by Kansas1990 June 24, 2022

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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