This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

not bikini ready by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

Baptist bikini by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009

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hadi with bikini

hadi with bikini its the most sexiest thing you can ever see if you see
hadi is also a type of person that simp for everyone

take an example like bombies or uriql or axot
hadi is chill tho has a chill voice and has 11 inches pp
anyway you should get hadi hes mf hot

uriql: AYO HADI WITH BIKINI

everyone: HADI F*CK ME PLS

hadi: ALR BOMBIES IS FIRST

hadi with bikini by urihvh June 19, 2021

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Confederate flag bikini

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."

The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.

Confederate flag bikini by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

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