Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed
by very_ape February 11, 2005
by Rob Dickson June 4, 2004
Huge sideburns on a gay mans face that can be grabbed by his bummer behind him and used for both balance and pleasure. See also sodomisers straps
"Help this man named tarquin keeps raping me up my tight giggins butthole i would shake him off butt he has me by the buggerers grips AH AHHHH AHAAHHAHA thats banjo gravy oh no here come ben h to join the party thats my ear nnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
by Gypsy Mcbonkon December 30, 2005
A term for a handlebar moustache as it can be used as something to be grabbed during the act of buggery
by Matt Damons slave August 7, 2009