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Hungarian Herpe Bagels 

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.
person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

Bryce's Bagels 

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!
Bryce's Bagels by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Winter Bagels 

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.
Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

grammar and bagels 

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
grammar and bagels by Laura Meade January 6, 2008

Quit Jammin On My Bagels 

1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.
Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!