That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).
Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH
by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019
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