A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.
by mhorndisk December 24, 2015
One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).
Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon
by FromKatlyn+John September 20, 2018
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by Fat Cats Fat February 3, 2011
An increasingly utilized nickname for the cognitively impaired sadsack cotton-candyhead who is America’s 45th President.
Despite the obvious spin attempts, the Buffoon in Chief can’t hide that his one-sided absurd bromance with Kim Jong Un may be on the rocks.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.
Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.
by Stinky July 21, 2004