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The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.
"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."
by LPathe November 27, 2010
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The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.
Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.
by gmby November 25, 2010
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