cum bucketry 

N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.

Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.

"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"

"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"

cum bucketry by plorgy March 5, 2006

Buckety 

Of or pertaining to or having the characteristics of a bucket.

When Roseanne is angry her mouth is quite buckety.

Buckety by KilledByHisGirlfriend October 17, 2012

Futt-Buckery 

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

Futt-Buckery by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

Buckery 

The act of spilling an alcoholic beverage all over one's face, clothing, and the floor in a sloppy manner as to make a complete fool of ones's self. This is normally related to binge drinking activities such as chugging beers, shotgunning beers, hitting beer bongs, or taking shots of hard alcohol.

Damn, you spilled that beer all over your shirt. The foam is still caught in your beard. That was some Buckery!

Buckery by MrSkypeck9 July 21, 2014

cum-bucketrous

Engaging in acts that are indicative of a cum-bucket.

Your actions this weekend were cum-bucketrous to say the least, Kris.

cum-bucketrous by McNultey February 27, 2009

buckety 

Buckety
Lookin dumpy or poor with poor posture,sloppy

Damn look at that nasty fat bitch with her buckety ass!!!

buckety by 728 January 5, 2006

buckety 

A device used to increase the effects of marajuana by using a bucket filled with water and a PET bottle.

"hey bro pack us another buckety"

buckety by Anonymous March 26, 2003