Brian Brown

the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ;] he's the ultimate in human engineering.

(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"

(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"

(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."

Brian Brown by im in your mom March 1, 2009

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Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010

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Broan

Hair between the males nuts and ass.

I had my broan braded last night because it was getting too long.

Broan by Ken October 25, 2004

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Broan

An international right wing political group mainly composed of Catholics. Its aim is the overturning of secular culture.

I love being a Broan!

Broan by Teianvs March 4, 2024

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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