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busburned 

When you are running to reach your bus and it leaves. This can also depend on how good or bad you look that day and the ratio of the bus drivers sexuality to their lack of getting some because bus drivers don't really get any.
Boy 1: Why are you so late?
Boy 2: I forgot my dick.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, I got busburned. Should have worn my skinny jeans today.
Boy 1: Man, that's what your junk is for!
busburned by muteELOHELmuse January 15, 2009

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Brush Burn 

An abrasion on one's body, usually occurs on back or knees, caused by the friction of having your skin moving rapidly across a surface.
That brush burn I got on my back Saturday night really hurts! I can't believe I didn't feel it while it was happening!

Alaskan Bushburner 

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers
Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner

brushturbate 

the act of brushing your teeth while masturbating.
mom: "Goodnight son, don't forget to brushturbate before you go to bed."
son: "Ohhh mommmmm"
brushturbate by philmnn January 14, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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