A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
A device often in the form of a buttplug or a dildo, which can bring someone to such an orgasmic state.
But while using this product, it is common practise to be speaking and using the local accents of Birmingham, UK, and other local suburbs.
The use of such a unique accent bring a different twist to the tale of adventurous love between partners.
But while using this product, it is common practise to be speaking and using the local accents of Birmingham, UK, and other local suburbs.
The use of such a unique accent bring a different twist to the tale of adventurous love between partners.
"Want to do an after-dark Peaky Blinders sex night honey? We can have an evening with the Brummy Cummy for such a thing."
by Coffee.Table February 16, 2021
1. Snickering Hound, Your Boy, The Big Blountizzle, Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard
2. Someone who is cool as fuck. 4Real.
2. Someone who is cool as fuck. 4Real.
by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004
A person who was raised in the rural areas surrounding Birmingham. Hill-brummies are often mistaken for the regular urban-brummie; who, in turn, thinks the hill-brummie sounds like a hick.
Know the hill-brummie by the use of ‘please’ and ‘thank-you’ during conversation; an appreciation for how food gets to the table; and the uncanny ability to sense a combine harvester working, from as much as 5 miles away.
Know the hill-brummie by the use of ‘please’ and ‘thank-you’ during conversation; an appreciation for how food gets to the table; and the uncanny ability to sense a combine harvester working, from as much as 5 miles away.
Brummie 1 - ‘Ark at dat hill-brummie’
Brummie 2 - ‘How can yow tell?’
Brummie 1 - ‘ He’s wearin wellies up Town!’
Brummie 2 - ‘How can yow tell?’
Brummie 1 - ‘ He’s wearin wellies up Town!’
by Mr Babadook August 27, 2019
The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016
sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
by LOL October 25, 2004
Kev: You coming out to get Brummied tonight?
Duncan: No way man, I never go to them places...
<4 hours later>
Duncan: I've been Brummied!
Duncan: No way man, I never go to them places...
<4 hours later>
Duncan: I've been Brummied!
by Napalmdawg December 6, 2011