bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

by jerry james June 4, 2007

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

wet bruce

The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose

Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce.

by Kevin Marlboro December 12, 2006

wet bruce

noun
1. To lick someone's face from chin to eyebrows in a sensual manner.

In Batman Returns, Catwoman gives Batman a wet bruce under the mistletoe.

by Normo December 12, 2006

Wet Bruce to the face

An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.

Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.

by MANIMAL! June 21, 2011