bruce moose 

a crazy mother fucker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.

Damn! That Bruce Moose siphoned gas from that cop car parked at dunkin donuts!

bruce moose by Mother Fuckin MOOOOSE October 3, 2008

Bruce the Moose 

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

Bruce the Moose by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010