Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brownover

The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.

Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.

Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

brownnoser 

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

brownnoser by Matty September 23, 2003

brownoser 

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

brownoser by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Brownhole 

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.

"Let me see that Brownhole!"

Brownhole by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

brownhouser 

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.

That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!

brownhouser by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008

brownnoser 

A person that sniffs the hindquarters of a person from whom advancement is sought.

"look at Mike, he's brownnosing her again."

brownnoser by symtron June 9, 2005