Antonio browned 

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.

Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!

Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.

Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!

Chester-Browned by gwbfhe August 10, 2018

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

brown eyed breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

brown eyed breakfast by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Chris Browned 

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

Chris Browned by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

browned off 

Fed up, pissed off, disappointed.
Thought by some to have come from a euphemism for 'buggered', it is actually of 14th Century English origin, the original phrase was to be in a "Brown study", where 'brown' = dark & sombre, 'study' = a daydreamy state. Meaning has shifted to today's meaning, and the phrase has become "Browned off".

"I'm really browned off that I paid £50 for a ticket, and couldn't get in to the show."

browned off by Phil Gillet August 15, 2007