browncappin 

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

browncapping 

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

browncapping by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Brown Cap 

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

Brown Cap by Big Ed Moustapha March 17, 2009

browncasting 

texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.

JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.

browncasting by buttpirat November 14, 2011

Browncastle 

Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.

Roommate: “Dude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why aren’t you hung over?”

Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”

Browncastle by Hoo Lee Gan September 22, 2019

Browncapping 

A synonym for prairie dogging.

Dude, I have to crap so bad I'm browncapping!

Browncapping by screaming j December 16, 2008

Montana Brown Cap 

Erecting one's nipple, with the use of a semi-frozen, thawing piece of shit.

"After he was done, his nips were like the brown, brown caps of a Climate stricken Mountain"

"Yo' Boy got Capped"

-Not to be associated with the Montana Brown Cap reading facility for the homeless

Montana Brown Cap by TheInfamousKennyJ August 20, 2009