Brown Betty 

A hybrid of Chronic Supernova and afghan kush made known by the tv show fringe

Man: damn i smoked way too much brown betty last night
friend: ya man you ate all my cereal and then laughed so hard you turned purple

Brown Betty by slidesthepool May 16, 2011

brown betty 

1. a botchy attempt at wiping one's posterior, thus resulting in a serpentine pattern of feces in the back of one's undergarments (i.e. mudbutt)

2. generalized term for a someone that gives rimjobs (i.e. rimjob)

After taking a hurried shit break at work, I found myself puzzled from the sensation of a rather moist brown betty in my trousers.

That brown betty put how much syrup again?!

brown betty by id0pa July 8, 2004

brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.

That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!

brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004

Brownbeaten 

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

Brownbeaten by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019

baked brown betty 

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)

Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.

baked brown betty by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010

Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.

"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!

Brownberrying by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

brownberry 

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

brownberry by Sid Nation February 11, 2006