brown whirlpool Share definition Flag When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water. Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again. brown whirlpool by Ktooms December 31, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the brown whirlpool mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch