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when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
by hick101 October 18, 2010
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A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.
"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."
by brownjesusjesus May 20, 2007
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