Brown Footer 

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

Brown Footer by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

Browntooth 

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Browntooth  

Browntooth technology is what crazy bums and tweekers talk to themselves on. It's a completely wireless technology, there is no external ear piece. Rather, the lone brown 'poop' tooth thats left in their mouth is the primary communication device.

Crazy, Tweeker Bum walking down the street carrying on a conversation with him/herself. You look, but no ear piece, and no one else around. You say, "Ahhh, that dude must be talkin' on his Browntooth ."

Browntooth by MostExcellentDude March 23, 2009

Browntooth 

When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.

If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.

Browntooth by elhelmete October 18, 2008

Brownbootyitis 

Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis.

Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly.

The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.

"You have Brownbootyitis! You need to clean it!"

Brownbootyitis by i am cupcake January 18, 2020

Browntooth 

1. An individual who spends his time defending Donald Trump on social media. 2. An individual who polishes shit for the President. 3. An individual acting disingenuously or in bad faith to ensure the lies of the President are echoed. 4. An Individual who relies on the idea that "the more a lie is repeated the more it becomes the truth" to echo lies for Donald Trump.

"I didnt read the transcript, but I beleive that phone call the President made as indeed perfect."

"Vindman wasnt fired, he was 'released early' from his job and escorted from the building by security. No way the next job where he goes wont fall through. "

I eat so much shit for the President my teeth are brown. Browntooth

Browntooth by JohnnyZondo February 14, 2020