brown apple 

Smacking a woman in the head with your dick repeatedly leaving a bruise in the shape of an apple.

The bitch started talking about her feelings so I gave her a brown apple.

brown apple by Red Guardian September 8, 2007

Brown Apple 

When a girls vagina has little brown spots on and in it. More of the color of the skin not a disease of any sort.
but yes the girl is white
the vagina could also be a bit shiny

hense if you think about it its shiny like an apple and brown like the bite marks in it.
Don't question it
yes this is for you Mr. Harris

That chick sent me a pic of her vagina and it looked like the brown apple. gross !

Brown Apple by Damn you english class May 8, 2009

Brown Apple Bobber 

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

Brown Apple Bobber by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

Brown Apple Splatters 

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

Brown Apple Splatters by Luxotek January 19, 2015

Brown hairy Apple 

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

Brown hairy Apple by fart_lord July 18, 2020

apple brown betty 

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

apple brown betty by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

Bobbing for brown apples 

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'

Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.

Bobbing for brown apples by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009