Brown Banana

The act of inserting a peeled banana into ones anus, waiting for it to turn brown. Then releasing it into another persons mouth.

'Yo dude do you want a brown banana'
'I think the banana has browned open your mouth'

by BananaMan69696969 February 21, 2019

Brown Banana

1. Defecating inside a carefully spliced banana peel and resealing, leaving a suprise ripe for the picking.

2. When one carefully opens a banana peel and removes the lower 2/3rds of the fruit only to replace the bottom 2/3rds with feces after which he or she inconspicuously reseals the peel for eating.

My broke-ass friend ate all my groceries the last time he was over. This time I booby trapped him with a brown banana.

by rohdstar January 4, 2010

brown banana

the act of having someone suck their shit off your penis after having anal sex with them. (you don't have to cum)

'She puked after she gave me a brown banana because she had so much shit in her mouth, so i slapped the bitch'

'Dude, she totally gave me a brown banana! oh man i feel bad for that bitch!'

'That hoe sucked her own anal drippings off of my cock last night, she truly knows how to give a brown banana'

by Cullin December 17, 2007

brown banana

when a woman deep throats a mans crooked penis after receiving anal and the mans penis is covered in shit

"Dude I was so pissed when I gave Liz Rav anal last night!"
"What did you do about it man?"
"I forced her to give me a brown banana to clean it off!"

by Smachary January 30, 2008

brown banana

When your dick is all brown with shit after fucking a woman up the butthole

Marvin: hey did u hear that floyd got a brown banana from susana
chester: oh dude!! eww!!! he put his twinky in her...her....oh good god that is fucking gross
Marvin:yeah isnt that gross...flyod is such a dumbass, he got the wrong hole!

by The dirty janitor March 11, 2005

brown banana

An Asian person who tries to act like a black person. There everywhere in Bellevue, Washington. They try to act cool, but just look lame.

Look at that brown banana, he acts black because of his small-penis insecurity, because we all know Asians have small dicks and blacks have huge cocks.

by LaShawana Jones April 18, 2003

Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

by jagsjrtib May 2, 2011