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Broticulation 

A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.
Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".
Broticulation by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009

Brotocol 

Similar to protocol. Brotocol is a strict code of conduct followed by bros. No matter what the activity may be, bros have to follow brotocol.
Tony: Bro, I don't care if you called shotgun, I'm sitting in the front seat.

Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
Brotocol by Joe Bro Bro Joe December 3, 2009

Brotocol 

The set of standards and guidelines that all guido's must follow in every aspect of their lives
"Dude I don't care if you ran out of hair gel, you go to the store and buy more. To go out clubbing without spiking your hair is definitely against brotocol."
Brotocol by Team Brotocol February 12, 2008

Brotocol 

Is a set standard that Bro's have that covers the type of relationship they have together and what is allowed and not allowed and/or what is considered to be that of a homosexual nature
Bill: Did you see how that guy just helped out his bro by stopping him from going out with that fat chick

Dan: uh yeah you dont have to tell me, its in the brotocol
Brotocol by The Crusty nut February 20, 2009

Broticular Fortitude

Idea in which a mans ability to accomplish tasks is exaggerated. Allowing a man to increase his normal ego attributes ten fold.
Since john was out at the bar with all of his buddies, he suddenly had the broticular fortitude to challenge anyone in the bar to a fight.

Eric would have never approached the hot chick at the bar if it weren't for 9 of his friends filling his head with more broticular fortitude than it could handle.
Broticular Fortitude by Thesnyper October 4, 2010

Brotocol 

The customs and regulations dealing with patriarchal formality, precedence, and etiquette.
Guy 1: "Bro, I just picked up two chicks at the bar, and you get to choose which one!"

Guy 2: "I'm gunna get some good poozle tonight thanks to some brotocol!"
Brotocol by Bromansam4 July 19, 2010