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When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

brobandon 

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.
Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."
brobandon by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

Brotondo 

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.
Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

brobandonment 

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.
Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Yo brotendo. I sold my foreskin for some hiddenvalley, wanna hit the quad?
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017
a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
bromando by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010
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