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When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.

Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."

Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.

The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
BroHive by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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brosgiving 

A day of great magnitude of broing out, or chillin' with your bros on the first thursday right after Thanksgiving. This holiday usually lasts the whole thursday and includes each bro consuming tons and tons of food while broing out with his closest bros doing typical bro things. Also no girls allowed.
Bro 1: "You know what next thursday is brochacho?"
Bro 2: "Wait it can't be."
Bro 1: "Yeah man it's brosgiving!!"
Bro 2: "Awh bronameth I can't wait to bro out with you."
Bro 1: "I know broski. This is going to be way better than lasts year's. I'm bringing my three bros from college."
Bro 2: "That's cool, what about Todd?"
Bro 1: "No.......Todd is a bitch. He brought his girl with him last year."
Bro 2: "Ohhhh yeah. And he fucked your mom."
Bro 1: "WHAT?!?!?!?"
brosgiving by Vancey Jodan December 1, 2011
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brolivious 

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.
I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.
brolivious by pontiomni November 7, 2012

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

brotivation 

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.
Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.
brotivation by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010
A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
brofiver by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

brosismance 

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011