broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.

Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.

broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

Broseidon

God of the Brocean

Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!

Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.

Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.

Broseiden by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011

brosiden 

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?

brosiden, king of the brocean

brosiden by lulwut February 7, 2008

brosion 

Brosion (bro-shun) Not to be confused with bromance. Brosion is a bonding activity among friends, primarily guys, generally associated with alcoholic beverages, bars or sporting activities, and not attributed to any particular event or celebration.

Looking forward to some solid brosion tonight at the pub.

brosion by wingman1 March 23, 2009

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

brosided by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden 

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011