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brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010
A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

broskinos 

broskinos origin bro means multiple bros in a group made by three beast kids named kevin cooper and eli
the broskinos are beast.
broskinos by the broskinos April 19, 2019
God of the Brocean
Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!
Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010
1. Female counterpart of brosef, aka bro.

2. Synonymous with broho.

3. Term for friend or sister, female.
"Check out the lift on that brosefina's truck".
Brosefina by Slutty Seymore March 20, 2009

brosephino 

A highly elevated title given to the most broseph bro of them all. Often given as a title for next level generation bromance.
Hey brosephino, you are so rad.... High five!
brosephino by Deevie March 28, 2015