broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.

Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.

broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

Broseidon

God of the Brocean

Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!

Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

brosidon 

Derived from the Greek god Poseidon due to his heavily bro-suggestive features such as his spiked out crown in the shape of an upside down visor. Used to describe a loyal and powerful bro generally after doing a particularly difficult favor.

Thanks for doing that bad one so I could hit that bitch last night brosidon.

brosidon by Badwulf August 11, 2013

Brosiedon

The most righteous of all brolords, famously known for his hit youtube network BrosiedonTV and infamously known for ordering steak and cheese grits from all you hoes during the great rapture of October 21st 2011

Brosiedon has the most brodacious brostache ever bro. Heck yeah he does, he's a Brofessional.

Brosiedon by BrosiedonTV October 9, 2011

Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.

Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.

Broseidon by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010

broseidon

The dick captain of a college swim team.

Don't fuck with broseidon; he'll drown you.

broseidon by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

Brosiedon

The mascot of University California, San Diego (UCSD)

Brosiedon is a chill mascot. my life is bro

Brosiedon by broceanlover42069 October 3, 2010