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Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...
Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

brophecy 

A prediction of a brotastic future that winds up coming true.
"I told you dropping out of law school to do a software startup was a better idea than wasting time at Harvard. Aren't we rolling in dough like I told you we would be all those years ago?"

"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"
brophecy by JimboTheAwesome April 2, 2013

brorection 

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.
Dude, i have a major brorection for you.
brorection by nibshax August 19, 2013

Browrecker 

A woman (usually trashy) who comes between two bros, either by:

a) fucking both bros

1. at the same time
or

2. within the healing period of one bro
b) deviously plotting or succeeding in breaking up a bromance.
Browrecker:

Bro 1: I'm so excited to go fuck that girl, Chastity tonight

Bro 2: Chastity? That girl broke my heart after that three way gang bang we had last weekend.
Browrecker by Wr3cked November 10, 2010

brorection 

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.
Dude, i have a major brorection for you.
brorection by nibshax August 19, 2013

Browrecker 

A girl who meets one guy and leads him on then tries to sleep with his best friend. Effectively destroying a bro-ship. Also see: slut
Bro 1: "Megan has blown me off all day bro." Bro 2: "She tried to suck my dick, steer clear of her she's a browrecker"
Browrecker by Jag37 November 8, 2015