bropassion 

Bro Compassion. A type of compassion that only bro's share in times of need.

Dude, I'm feeling down.
Its alright dude, you were too good for her anyway.
Yeah Man, you're right. Thanks for your bropassion.

bropassion by tdougiedoug October 14, 2010

bromansion 

a house of bros who have bromances with each other

Let's head back to the bromansion so that we can bro out.

bromansion by giant dork March 14, 2010

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broccassion 

A special event shared with fellow bromo sapiens in which beer drinking and sports watching festivities insue.

Sorry, wife. I am unable to go to the baby shower with you. I was invited to a partake in a Broccassion over at Chad's pad.

Broccassion by jimmysnap13 December 8, 2009

Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.

You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...

Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009