Top Definition
Code word to distract people from derogatory actions taken against an unsuspecting member of the feline species. Leads others to believe you are simply grooming your cat, when in reality, you are subjecting it to overwhelming verbal humiliation.
Would you mind 'brooshing' the cats today while i am at work? They need a good 'broosh.'

The cats must be brooshed before we leave for vacation. I will tend to the 'sandbox' if you broosh them.

Lauren: "Bojangles seems a bit unruly lately"
Nathalie: "Yes. He is crooshin' for a brooshin'"
by ricola001 August 18, 2010

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