brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

brontosaurus burger by bradhannah August 4, 2008

Brontosaurus Trotter 

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

Brontosaurus Trotter by Smitch26 November 15, 2012

brontosaurus goggles 

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

brontosaurus goggles by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

brontosaurus brawler 

a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.

Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.

brontosaurus brawler by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004

brontosaurus 

A term used to indicate a very old person.

"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"

brontosaurus by Dave January 14, 2004

Brontosaurus 

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.

Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?

Brontosaurus by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Brontosaurus 

A very confusing genus of dinosaurs. Why? Because people first thought the Brontosaurus was a separate genus and species. Then for decades people debunked the dinosaur as just another species of Apatosaurus, but now research yet again proves the existence of Brontosaurus.

So YES, the brontosaurus DOES exist (circa 2015).

People in the early 20th century: The Brontosaurus exists!
People in the late 20th century: There's no such thing as Brontosaurus, it's just a trendy term for the dinosaur Apatosaurus.

People after 2015: Now hold your horses, recent research shows the Brontosaurus actually DOES exist.

Brontosaurus by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021