Assisted Bromocide 

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

Assisted Bromocide by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

Bromobile 

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.

Bromobile by Tossrock October 2, 2012

brooplefuck 

When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend or group of friends, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of others, it is simply a way of providing levity to a peer.

Emma: "Ugh, I sneezed so hard in class that I got snot all over my essay."
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)

-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-

Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)

brooplefuck by doctorSpankklok March 22, 2019

Bromicile

Kind of like the word "domicile" only with bro's. Instead of just going home, its like going home with a bunch of your bro's.

Let's go chill at the BROmicile!

Bromicile by JoeNelly December 17, 2008

Brompie 

To receive oral sex while on the toilet.

There i was just sitting there taking a dump, and sheila surprised me w/ a brompie.

Brompie by dookiebd October 15, 2005

Bromicile

Any dwelling or public or private institution frequented almost exclusively by straight men.

Sports bar, fraternity house, men's club, hunting lodge, bromicile

Bromicile by Jack Aveni May 17, 2014

Brompie 

This is a South African word. Combining the two words Braai and Pomp. Braai means to barbeque and pomp means to shag.

After the game I am going to have a nice brompie

Brompie by Werthie October 5, 2006