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brokeless 

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.
Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.
brokeless by LineNoize December 30, 2004
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Brokers Reserve is an American Blended Whiskey that is 40% alc/vol. It cost between 6 and 7 dollars for a 5th. People generally buy it when they are broke or are cheap. People call it broke-ass for short.
Dude #1 "Ahh..Man your drinking broke-ass brokers?"
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."
Brokers by Brynden May 16, 2006

Brokebese 

When someone spends all their money on food and become morbidly obese. They're broke and obese, hense brokebese.
- Hey, have you seen how fat and broke Marc has become?
- Yeah, He's really brokebese
Brokebese by fatandpoorperson September 13, 2016

brokenese 

Speaking in a very ratchet or ghetto way; Overuse of Slang; Language spoken by people with low income
Guy #1: "Naw mean fam, I was out hurr in dese skreets tryna hustle dat bread to get dat studio time"

Guy #2: "Huh?, sorry I don't speak brokenese."
brokenese by Meechy Darko December 8, 2014

Brokeness 

The word broke with the suffix "ness"
My brokeness prevented me from buying the video game console I want.
Brokeness by Amphi May 9, 2010
An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.
I am the makerer of Bakerers!
Bakerers by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

Performative Brokeness 

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.
"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."