brokeassness 

In a state of always being broke.

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.

brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008

Brokeahontas 

A term used to describe a person that is always unable to go anywhere or do anything because they don't have any money. Often used in a snide way when referring to a person that consistently uses lack of money as an excuse for not going out.

Taylor: "Hey, did you talk to Dave about going out for beers after work tonight?"

Justin: "Yeah...he said he has no money...like always"

Taylor: "Man, that Brokeahontas never does anything with us any more"

Brokeahontas by frostboy74 February 28, 2011

Brokeass

A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.

Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"

Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

Brokeass

When one has "busted da bank". In other words is poor or appears as such.

Yo brokeass bioch aint worf shiat!
Ay Jemal, i jus sees yo brokeass bitch, an' think is gonna her skinny ayas a whoppin!

Brokeass by MrDrSirKingMediocre July 29, 2014

brokeaphobia 

The fear of being outsourced and financially distraught

Mark works overtime because he suffers from BROKEAPHOBIA

brokeaphobia by TJ Thrill October 20, 2023

Brokeasstination 

Noun; Broke-ass-ti-na'shun: short for broke ass nation. Brokeasstination shares similarities with the word procrastination in definition and pronunciation; however, it defines the condition whereby a government procrastinates on enacting sound fiscal policy and becomes broke as a result.

The United States Congress is procrastinating on the implementation of a budget because its essentially broke. I guess if they had not over regulated the free market and subsidized health care, education and agriculture we wouldn't be experiencing the effects of brokeasstination.

Brokeasstination by JDrummer86 April 25, 2011

Brokeass BossBalla 

Brokeass Bossballa (also Guttaslime-Bossballa) is someone who has little or no money for most of the time, when they do have money it's generally a large sum which is blown within 24 hours. Despite being generally broke, the Ba-Bb (Brokeass-Bossballa) enjoys the life of a "balla" on a daily basis; in other words, every day is a raging party. This is generally achieved through the Ba-Bb charismatic character and "good things come to those who rage" mindstate, as well as women with credit cards and big bank accounts. As aforementioned, a Ba-Bb must periodically get large sums of money, which are quickly spent on party favors the Ba-Bb and those around him; drinks, durgs, new threads, concert tickets, etc.

Basically, a Brokeass-Bossballa is an unstoppable partying force with charismatic character and is exceptionally generous and gregarious. Despite being broke most of the time they enjoy the high life on a daily base.

The result of exceptionally intelligent and resourceful individuals choosing the life of a slacker/partyer.

Brokeass-Bossballa talking to a friend:

Ba-Bb: "Aye lemme sip on that henny man i'm broke as a joke"

friend: "Hell yeah sip away. How you broke you had like 1200$ on you when i see at the liquor store?"

Ba-Bb: "Yo you shoulda stuck around burned a zip down sippin on jameson's all night raged it."

friend: "Damn bro how do you do it?"
Ba-Bb: "I'm just a Brokeass Bossballa sonny. I wear my crown everyday."

Brokeass BossBalla by YungNutz September 24, 2011