Broicism 

An offshoot of the often misrepresented Stoicism, which places disproportionate focus on bravery, action and cold showers; to the exclusion of compassion and wisdom which are the Stoic traits that underpin all the other virtues. Being strong means nothing without also being wise, guys. Make choices that are for the greater good of all, including yourself. But don't use this philosophy as justification for actions that are reckless, self-seeking or dangerous. Stoicism is about walking away from potential sources of chaos in your life, not towards them. Sure, get over yourself, but this doesn't have to be at the cost of treading on anyone else. And what's more, it requires no muscles, financial success or approval of your friends. Stoicism is about being free from all that. Why not go onto r/stoicism and find out what it's really about, freedom awaits. Amor Fati.

People into Broicism often know far too little about Stoicism

Broicism by TheBirthOfTheDigitalAge January 26, 2023

Braitism 

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

Braitism by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

brocialism

Brocialism is a brocial and broconomic system characterized by brocial ownership of the means of broduction and co-operative management of the broconomy as well as a brolitical theory and movement that aims at the establishment of such a system. "Brocial ownership" may refer to cooperative enterprises (ragers, keggers, hospital visits, etc), common ownership (brotein powder, pizza, weights), or any combinajtion of these. There are many varieties of brocialism and there is no single definition encapsulating the boundlessness nature of brociety.

"Bill Clinton's economic policies are capitalistic, but his Oval Office policy with brunettes define brocialism."

brocialism by APB&KC February 20, 2014

brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.

She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.

brocialism by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015

Broitis 

The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.

Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"

Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."

Broitis by Ganja_Girl April 4, 2012

britlish 

British English, as opposed to the English of America, Australia, Canada and other English-speaking countries.

What's sidewalk in Britlish?

britlish by Britlisher August 13, 2014

Brillism 

Points of Wisdom disseminated by the great 80’s Surf Legend Scott Brill.

I hear a great Brillism today, “Once you’re a pickle you can’t be a cucumber again.”

I heard a great Brillism yesterday “I’m and ego maniac with an inferiority complex. I don’t think much of myself but when I do, it’s all I think about.”

Brillism by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL March 22, 2019