Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

brohamskihasive 

A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.

Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.

A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.

"What up brohamskihasive?"

"Oh you know, swaggin on my A-game last night."

"Word."

brohamskihasive by Broseph Stalin 1 October 22, 2011

BroHaus Ballistic 

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

BroHaus Ballistic by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016

BROHAMSTER 

A person, typically from the east coast, that has all the new gear for extreme sports, such as skiing, kayaking, or fly fishing, and is not profeciant at any of the sports, but talks and acts like they are.

Stan is such a brohamster. He just tried telling me how to ski! I have been doing this since I was 3. He just moved out here from New Jersey and started skiing last year.

BROHAMSTER by trout hunter July 30, 2009

brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked

dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

brocasserole by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010

brohanski

an extension of the word brohan; bro, brother, friend

"Iight, I'm outta here brohanski."
"Alright I'll catch ya later man."

brohanski by bkennedy64 January 16, 2008

Brohaus 

The masculine version of sishaus.

It's a combination of brother/bro and haus.
haus being someone awesome.
brother being a legit male friend.

You: See ya later brohaus.
Him: What?
You: It's like brother and haus put together.
Him: That's stupid.
You: Shut up! :/

Brohaus by Uoakari July 23, 2011