Brocksopp 

Utter legend. Cannot be defined into a group such as 'emo', 'chav' etc. Purely original. Offers society many talents and special moments. Formaly known as 'Brocksopp Moments', these far surpass any event possible by another Non-Brocksopp Individual. In short, to be a Brocksopp, is to be a telented individual.

Dude: "What the hell? Did you see that? That was so Feckin' immense! Who was that?

Old Wise Man: "Oh, it must be a Brocksopp!"

Brocksopp by Monke7 January 17, 2009

brockhouse 

A person capable of eating many bananas at one time. He is also one who believes he is an intellectual and enjoys writing screenplays about walruses. Brockhouses are boys who have been expelled from at least 2 schools.

"That Brockhouse kid is a banana boy!"
"Brockhouse got expelled from another school yesterday!"

brockhouse by Samvy November 14, 2007

Brocksopp 

A man of zero charisma. His sexual advances roughly matching that off a ape's, and his "smooth talk" will leave you feeling physically sick. Typically he will "football nod" you from a great distance before his approach.

Also see Douche Bag

{In An Arcade}

*Approaching a female with a singular prize ticket*

Brocksopp: Would you like a ticket? *Two eyed Wink*
Chick/Dyke: No.
Brocksopp: Score!

Brocksopp by UnknownQuantity January 17, 2009

Brockscute 

Shes a scouse fanpage/ editor that thinks she can edit but cant stop trying fatty!

brockscute kys

Brockscute by hollie jones October 27, 2021