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Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

broads in atlana 

When u got hoes in Atlanta
Panda panda panda panda berrrrrah I got broads in atlana.

Wheeling Broads 

Term commonly used by canadian junior hockey players to refer to the process of courting girls with slick lines and ruthless comments.
"That game was a gongshow, lets get to the bar, i wanna start wheeling broads."
Wheeling Broads by Jimmy Cz June 9, 2007
a southern term for a gambler with success or high-roller
"Look at that Broadus playing poker."
Broadus by Star Twilight March 24, 2009

Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr. 

duude did you know that snoops doggs name is Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.?

Spanish Broadside 

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?