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Bro Jay Simpson 

Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.
Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.
Bro Jay Simpson by Bro Nameth April 6, 2009
A jay (marijuana cigarette) which you roll for you and your bro. Usually smoked in tradition, celebration, mourning, happy, sad, rich, poor, healthy, sick, and for any other reason you may need to get high with your bro.
James: Dude, guess what?
Trevor: What?
James: Its 4:20
Trevor: Good thing I got this bro-jay. Lets toke.
bro-jay by John Dank October 7, 2013

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

bro-jan horse 

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
bro-jan horse by Hosier March 2, 2011

Bro Jabroni 

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
Bro Jabroni by 727Haole October 22, 2012

Bro is James harden 

Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is
“Step back 3 pointer bricked off the rim”. Bro is James harden